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My draft
by: Homeruncards (homeruncards_com) Apr 27, 10:03 pm EDT

1. Barry Bonds - will now be benched on days against Kevin Millwood 
2. Greg Maddux - maybe I like aging pitchers with 5.94 ERA's. 
3. Jamie Moyer - 2nd best lefty on the Mariners... behind Arthur Rhodes of course. :) 
4. Armando Benitez - He looks a lot like Yorkis Perez if you've ever seen him. Unfortunatley, he's starting to pitch like Yorkis too. 
5. Andruw Jones - Screw other offensive positions, I have Bonds and Andruw now. 
6 - Mo Vaughn - Tony Clark has more homers. hmm.. 
7 - Arthur Rhodes - the centerpiece of my draft. 
8 - Jermaine Dye, Screw other offensive positions, I have Bonds, Andruw, and Dye now. 
9 - Omar Vizquel - Omar, if you so much as even think about twinkling your earring at Arthur I will release you. 
10 - Todd Walker - there is nothing interesting you can say about this guy, which is kinda interesting. 
11 - Woody Williams - starting to dip into my affection that was previously reserved for Arthur only. 
12 - Jason Varitek - can you believe the Sox got this guy and Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Slocumb? 
13 - Brad Radke - maybe I like pitchers with 6.28 ERA's. 
14 - Joe Randa - Is there a more boring player to draft? 
15 - Brandon Larson - I was pretty upset at myself for drafting Joe Randa, so I took Larson cuz he was 10x sexier. Funny how this all worked out. Randa good, Larson bad. 
16 - Rondell White - screw the Slocumb deal, can you believe I traded him for Alex Sanchez? 
17 - David Ortiz - Gary Glover's worst nightmare, which means so very little to us. 
18 - Joe Mays - With Maddux and Radke, his 4.85 ERA doesn't look so bad. 
19 - Ismael Valdes - With Maddux and Radke, etc etc.. 
20 - Ryan Franklin - Hey Mullet admit it, you wanna release him after that poor outing against Detroit. 
21 - Ben Broussard - insurance for me in case Travis Hafner got hurt. Although I forgot to draft Travis Hafner. 
22 - Kelly Wuncsh - between spring training and the regular season, this guy has yet to give up an earned run. So of course I released him. 
23 - Andy Ashby - His 11.25 ERA would make Greg Maddux look like... well.. the real Greg Maddux. 
24 - Pablo Ozuna - I'm jellin like a fellon, want some mellon? (dunno why I said that, but I got Arthur Rhodes, so I can say whatever I want) 

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